oh wow. i can't believe no one has posted on this yet.
A study run by IKEA:
www.onlineorganizing.com/Study_IKEA.htm
"Men who organize their sock drawer had sex three times less per month compared to men who did not organize their sock drawer. Although, male sock organizers were five times more likely to cook a romantic dinner for their girlfriend or spouse compared to men who don't organize their socks. In addition, couples who have closet organizers argued three times more per month than couples who do not have closet organizers."
A study run by IKEA:
www.onlineorganizing.com/Study_IKEA.htm
"Men who organize their sock drawer had sex three times less per month compared to men who did not organize their sock drawer. Although, male sock organizers were five times more likely to cook a romantic dinner for their girlfriend or spouse compared to men who don't organize their socks. In addition, couples who have closet organizers argued three times more per month than couples who do not have closet organizers."
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Re: sock disorganization == sexy.
Fri, July 2, 2004 - 6:01 PM"Men who organize their sock drawer had sex three times less per month compared to men who did not organize their sock drawer. "
Proof positive that male sock organizers are deficient in
testosterone.
-Lupo, off to disentangle any socks that may have inadvertantly gotten stuck together -
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Fri, July 2, 2004 - 6:22 PMyeah man- go do it- but we would have never thought you were lacking...heh!! : ) -
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Mon, July 5, 2004 - 1:14 AM>but we would have never thought you were lacking...heh!!
Well you can never have too many socks...
-Lupo, argyles & spots today -
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Sat, July 17, 2004 - 11:11 PMSpeaking as a male sock disorganizer, I think the core of the issue is more like...
'Why should I organize my sock drawer if I don't need to do that to get laid? I'm already too busy getting laid to organize my socks or I'm getting laid often enough that I'm not desperate enough to put up with a chick who requires me to organize my socks.'
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'Maybe if I keep organizing my socks, my every pore will come to emanate an air of domestic order, consideration and attention to
detail. When I lure a chick back to my pad, she'll see how well organized my socks are and she'll see that I'm a capable, responsible person who takes the time to do everything just right; she'll feel safe and comfortable and she'll be more receptive to my advances.... if I just keep doing it.... if I just keep doing it... if...' -
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Sun, July 18, 2004 - 2:02 AMAn air of domestic organisation is the only way Swedes ever get laid.
You should see the diagrams - insert Plug B into Socket A and twist with supplied Allen Key. -
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Sun, July 18, 2004 - 11:00 PMLast time I bought an IKEA bed for a chick and put it together for her, she just used it to fuck other guys.
One was Swedish.
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Mon, July 19, 2004 - 2:22 PMJosh wrote:
"Last time I bought an IKEA bed for a chick and put it together for her, she just used it to fuck other guys. "
Lesson to be learned: don't buy a bed for a chick or put it together for her unless you don't mind if she uses it to fuck other guys. I mean, she will eventually; it's just the laws of averages.
If someone of the opposing gender bought me a bed (someone did, come to think of it), I'd use it to fuck other girls.
-Lupo, who has achieved total sock disorganization -
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Mon, July 19, 2004 - 3:55 PMBut it would be impolite to sell tickets to the original purchaser. She ought to be able to watch and give a score out of 10. -
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Mon, July 19, 2004 - 7:40 PM<Lupo, who has achieved total sock disorganization >
yay- I love to see people proud to be unmatched!! : ) -
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Mon, July 19, 2004 - 11:35 PMI think the best plan is just to make sure that you never have 2 of the same sock. If you buy a pair, give one to your lover and they can be just as unmatched as you are. Of course, if you live together, you either have to keep separate sock drawers and do separate laundry or start getting rid of the redundant socks. -
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Tue, July 20, 2004 - 6:21 PM"If you buy a pair, give one to your lover and they can be just as unmatched as you are. "
But then you'd have to dump them. Otherwise, you might inadvertantly match socks. Thus lowering your probabilities of getting laid.
-*Brother Lupo dissapears in a puff of logic*
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Mon, July 19, 2004 - 11:42 PM>Lesson to be learned: don't buy a bed for a chick or put it together for her unless you don't mind if she uses it to fuck other guys. I mean, she will eventually; it's just the laws of averages.
It just doesn't make total sense to me yet. If she fucked me in the bed and then fucked other guys there for the same reason, why didn't she also fuck them on top of the dryer, on the stairs, in the shower, against the refrigerator, bent over the kitchen sink, under the dining room table, in the back of the closet, inside a tiny tool shed, under the basement stairs... -
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Tue, July 20, 2004 - 12:03 AMHow do you know she didnt? -
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Tue, July 20, 2004 - 9:28 PMBecause when she was fucking other guys, I was in another part of the building trying really hard to think about something else.
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Re: sock disorganization == sexy.
Tue, July 20, 2004 - 6:18 PMJosh wrote:
"It just doesn't make total sense to me yet. If she fucked me in the bed and then fucked other guys there for the same reason, why didn't she also fuck them on "
You assume that female humans are logical in their mating rituals.
Most illogical of you.
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Wed, July 21, 2004 - 8:46 AMI use the pillowcase system. A light colored pillowcase for light colored socks and a dark pillowcase for dark colored socks. -
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Wed, July 21, 2004 - 4:27 PMDoes it matter which you choose? -
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Wed, July 21, 2004 - 5:44 PMno, not really...When my boyfriend wants socks i asks him light socks or dark socks. He does not care. In fact, recently he has taken to wearing flip flops and does not wear socks at all anymore. I prefer the dark socks. Most of the whites are his dirty sweatsocks all mismatched.
There, of course are all of the in-between socks, like green ones and red ones and weird ones with cats on them. They go in a red tub..So I can select..
.I literally have hundreds of matched pairs of socks. I just don't wear them because I make sock creatures. I have four stacked tubs and a gigantic garbage bag full of untouchable socks.Every pair worn is the wasted life of a potential sock monkey rat or squirrel...I eventually will get into unmatched sock creatures..The fact that I have not done so thus far is a symptom of my tiny conservative streak.. -
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Tue, October 12, 2004 - 12:30 AMI like the idea of "Used sock" monkeys.
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